Eat Lead Trophies earned by m0nk3y_aust

King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
Earned Sat, 13 Feb 2010 13:42:49 -0800
Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"
Earned Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:21:21 -0800
Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"
Earned Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:22:25 -0800
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
Earned Sun, 07 Feb 2010 08:16:31 -0800
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…"
Earned Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:19:59 -0800
…Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey…aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
Earned Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:37:33 -0800
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well…at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy…'"
Earned Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:22:19 -0800
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
Earned Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:48:51 -0800
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level…and you're not one of them."
Earned Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:38:30 -0800
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
Earned Wed, 03 Feb 2010 10:47:55 -0800
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"
Earned Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:24:00 -0800
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tenticles."
Earned Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:35:08 -0800
Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."
Earned Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:16:05 -0800
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well…maybe not quite as much."
Earned Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:18:52 -0800
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
Earned Sun, 07 Feb 2010 07:48:00 -0800
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
Earned Sat, 13 Feb 2010 09:29:42 -0800
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."
Earned Fri, 05 Feb 2010 07:36:05 -0800
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"
Earned Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:06:36 -0800
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
Earned Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:30:10 -0800
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
Earned Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:47:56 -0800
Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
Earned Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:00:47 -0800
Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!"
Earned Sat, 13 Feb 2010 13:42:48 -0800
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."
Earned Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:09:08 -0800
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."
Earned Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:35:54 -0800
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti…"
Earned Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:16:32 -0800
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
Earned Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:10:25 -0800
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
Earned Thu, 04 Feb 2010 07:20:27 -0800
Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"
Earned Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:47:26 -0800
Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage…sounds like a cool action hero name."
Earned Sun, 07 Feb 2010 02:56:47 -0800
Stung
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."
Earned Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:30:27 -0800
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well…not like we can take the trophy back NOW…"
Earned Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:22:11 -0800
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
Earned Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:27:05 -0800
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
Earned Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:35:47 -0800
Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."
Earned Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:12:41 -0800
Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying…I just wanted the trophy!"
Earned Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:24:58 -0800
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
Earned Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:06:13 -0800
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
Earned Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:59:17 -0800
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
Earned Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:59:45 -0800
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
Earned Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:29:12 -0800
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
Earned Sat, 06 Feb 2010 05:51:54 -0800
Headache
Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
Earned Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:50:33 -0800
Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
Earned Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:05:02 -0800
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
Earned Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:59:14 -0800
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
Earned Fri, 05 Feb 2010 07:51:25 -0800
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
Earned Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:20:12 -0800
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here…just take the trophy."
Earned Sun, 07 Feb 2010 05:01:51 -0800
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your…hey, I can go on all day."
Earned Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:33:54 -0800
Migraine
Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"
Earned Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:07:29 -0800
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won…my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
Earned Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:22:04 -0800
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
Earned Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:17:47 -0800
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
Earned Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:04:57 -0800