Eat Lead Trophies earned by dizeestl

Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:36:14 -0800
…Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey…aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:42:53 -0800
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:12:52 -0800
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…"
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:34:51 -0800
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:09:44 -0800
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tenticles."
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:40:38 -0800
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:53:41 -0800
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well…at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy…'"
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:37:11 -0800
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:48:41 -0800
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here…just take the trophy."
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:12:11 -0800
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:47:31 -0800
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:33:50 -0800
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:53:50 -0800
Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:52:22 -0800
Headache
Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:56:38 -0800
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:28:13 -0800
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:36:30 -0800
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:25:07 -0800
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:49:26 -0800
Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:46:57 -0800
Migraine
Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:15:07 -0800
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well…maybe not quite as much."
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:50:18 -0800
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:35:58 -0800
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:45:23 -0800
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:33:25 -0800
Stung
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:00:01 -0800
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won…my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:36:56 -0800
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:35:51 -0800
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:07:09 -0800
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:37:55 -0800
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:13:49 -0800
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:52:10 -0800
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:10:04 -0800
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:37:53 -0800
Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."
Earned Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:22:10 -0800
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well…not like we can take the trophy back NOW…"
Earned Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:37:04 -0800